Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for February 22, 2023

But who wants a skinny witch?

…and he’s not that crazy.

We like our chubby witch.

The “Survival Instinct” kicks in.

This reminds me of Weird Al’s song “I’m fat”.

The idea is that after you zap them, you can eat and then blame them for not stopping you.

My wife is a dietician. When we go to a party and they have chips and dip, I’m there all night. I never get those at home.

Ooooh, well, you’re just fine the way you are Broomy! Just stay away from too many pizzas, hot dogs, burgers and fries, ice cream, cookies, doughnuts, muffins and diet sodas!

Hey! A new Weight Watchers diet! Tell a friend or spouse to Watch you all day and chuck the offending food. Could work!

Hey at least she would get some exercise that way.

That being the case, you’re on your own.

C’mon Hilda, Zap da Fat…

lol

my answers would have more been “I am going to find you a suitable place…a cell with VERY THICK walls…”

That’s like wrestling’s salmon from a grizzly bear. She’s on her own. Yip yip yip yip yip

On this occasion, the old buzzard knows what’s good for him, and who isn’t….