Pluggers by Rick McKee for February 23, 2023

I bet it was fun watching all those ants sneezing, though.

and peppercorns would look like curled-up pill bugs

It’s really bad eyesight that’s bugging that plugger!

Yes, the plugger needs pepperspray to stay safe in the kitchen!

Eh no pepper here only them pesky ants! They is invades and destroys everywhere in me cave!

Yes it does help to pay attention and not just act ;-)

I once pounded a massive ant into the floor, only to discover it was a raisin. I’ve never lived it down.

A Plugger sprays carcinogens all over where he feeds his grandkids because god forbid they see an ant.

I love using Raid flying insect killer on flies that are airborne. Like to watch them drop out of midair. Cheap entertainment.

In a pesticide induced fog? Call 911 or Poison Control!

I spray for ants on the outside of the house. $15 for a gallon of House Guard and it lasts for years.

Yup, yup…. they must be dead – they are not moving.

Oh, the ants are my friends,

They’re blowin’ in the wind,

The ants are blowin’ in the wind.

Yes, a kitchen coated with toxic chemicals is so much better than a few ants.

I can tell the difference between ants and spilled pepper. I need to check and see if I have ant traps; they’ll be coming in soon.

i simply keep our kitchen clean, at least ONE of us should haha

In low light, I once smacked and smacked a slow-moving cockroach on my kitchen counter only to realize it was an eye floater.

If the aren’t moving, you don’t need to kill them. If they are huge get Peter Graves to get rid of Them.

the ants clean up more kitchen scraps than we do…

Get your cataracts taken care of and you can see the difference.

I went to Home Depot to get some ant killer and mentioned to an older sales person that my mom used to use borax and sugar. He told me that borax has been banned in the county that I live in in Maryland. We talked about other crazy laws and I asked him about certain weed killer that I thought was also band and yet you sell it. He said well we can sell it. You can buy it. You just can’t use it.