JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for February 17, 2023

Expect a demotion, Joe.

Ohhh! Oh!

I have tasted it…

I prefer the lobster thermidor au crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

He seems to be taking it well.

Wrong answer, Joe!

Ya got SOFT, Joe!

Lau Lau for me, please!

Even on vacation, Ruiz is still trying to protect and serve.

A former police chief left his pistol in the restroom of the public library after he changed out his uniform. It has never been found to this day ( I did say he was the “former chief” didn’t I?).

OK Joe. You don’t suppose a fruity drink with an tiny umbrella had anything to do with it ?

I smell a Mortimer plot line developing!

No human being can maintain constant vigilance.

Instead of yelling at Joe, go catch the perp! You’re cops aren’t you!?

For some incredible reason,Spam is considered a gourmet food in Hawaii.

And they STILL managed to achieve Statehood.

Joe’s taking the “Cool,calm,and collected” approach

This is just what I was thinking. And, Spam anything is, well, not my desire.

Dude reacted faster when his son told him a kid at camp was scared of cops than he does to being pickpocketed!

He’s on vacation Captain. He wasn’t pickpocketed on the job, he was at rest. He can’t be “on” all the time like you.

Perhaps the same fate will befall Ruiz and/or Crunchy…. SHouldn’t gloat.

I don’t LIKE spam!!!!