Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 18, 2023

Oatcakes for TNT?

It’s not wise to denied Rip his stack of pancakes.

Hi-yo silver dollar stack! Away!

A Man and his Pancakes!!! must never part!!!

“And another thing, Mr. Haywire, sir, thanks for the neat addition to the decor. The bullet holes definitely add a certain je ne sais quoi to the ambience.”

Ever see a horse with such dexterous hooves?

So just another Friday night at the Pancake House.

KA-Ha! I am so enjoying this!

KA-STUPID RULE!

Never come between Rip Haywire and his pancakes.

He is wearing boots, AND he HAS a horse, just needs a shirt.

So Rip Sr. hears a loud howl, suddenly becomes Rambo©/Conan, TNT becomes a white stallion, what manner of paranormal oddness is transpiring?

Wait…Rip is carrying a shotgun. How does a shotgun go “ka-ratta-tat-tat”?

And, of course, you can count on TNT to be able to work a fork with hooves.