Close to Home by John McPherson for February 13, 2023

Will sell them a the low cost of only two hundred dollars each.

Do they also sell the jackhammer needed to break the shell?

I’d pay to see the cook who can make two eggs over easy!

Just don’t let these chickens see you taking them. We’ve lost more customers that way….

Ok Bleeb. What gives? You are back, but pretty much for good, or are you becoming intermittent?

Good luck taking them from THAT hen.

If history tells us anything, it’s certainly that we should NOT eat eggs from chickens raised near that nuclear power plant!

Where are those eggs being shipped to? Bedrock? Fred flintstone’s home?

Ha! The yolks on you! Try to get those Dino-eggs through the door!

Quality vs Quantity

Be careful, Bleeb. If that chicken sits or lays an egg, you could be smushed!

They DO have a harder time wrestling them away from their layers though.

They make great bomblettes.

He might want to avoid being hen-pecked.

Geesh I’d have to refinance then just to get one giant egg

How does that work in a recipe?

Moa?

Bleeb! NO!!!!!!!! Don’t look up that skirt!!!!!! SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

‘em hens don’t look too happy about you taking their eggs.

They do most of their business with IHOP, for the volume.

I hope Bleeb doesn’t get crushed by a bird tvrd.

You’d need a loan to buy one.

Might as well get an ostrich egg.. the equivalent of two dozen chicken eggs

For an egg like that you need a large family. How long do scrambled eggs keep?