Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for February 06, 2023

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    Ida No  almost 2 years ago

    Dolphins don’t need heaven. They have teleportation.

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    Algolei I  almost 2 years ago

    Everything around me is in rank disorder. Heavy on the rank. I’m saying I should clean my house, is what I’m saying.

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    mudak326  almost 2 years ago

    In 1968, folksinger Phil Ochs (of “I Ain’t Marching Anymore” fame) said,“If god were a computer, undoubtedly he’d blow up the world.”

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    PraiseofFolly  almost 2 years ago

    Typical Crazy Cat Lady, scratched way too often, smoking Meowie Wowie Catnip.

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    prrdh  almost 2 years ago

    Mice and birds must go there, too. Otherwise the cats would have nothing to play with.

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    freshmeet2030  almost 2 years ago

    No dolphins or great apes?

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    willie_mctell  almost 2 years ago

    Hmm…God does too play dice.

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    Buoy  almost 2 years ago

    Every good party has an after-party. No reason to think the most epic party ever wouldn’t have one.

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    Free Radical  almost 2 years ago

    If not for the afterlife how would the few be able to get the many to tithe every week and fall in line?

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