Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for February 15, 2023

Her name Surly fits her attitude.

“Fall on her from a height of 10 stories”

Is it OK if those stories are fictional?

A “Smash” theory sorta!!!

“Surli, you can’t be serious.”

(You all know the response)

And if you miss … you should be able to at least make a little impression on the sidewalk.

She’ll be so flat-tered!

Ouch!

“Hi, I’m Herman. Get it? Her. Man?”

“Surli, you said to tell her a joke, but she just walked away.”

“She was laughing, though, wasn’t she?”

Hey Surli, how do I “get along little doggy?”

show her what a thud you are

Surli, Surli Bo-ber-ley

Bo-na-na fanna Fo-fer-ley

Fee-fi-mo-mer-ley

Surli …!

( name game on! )

how can he make an impression if he doesn’t make a dent…?