Herman by Jim Unger for February 25, 2023

Stupid. He could simply use one of the balls at the alley.

“What hump?”

Joung Frankenstein, Mel Brooks, 1974

She might have a hunch about the plan here

OK Quasi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7csGhMQoQms

At home, with Mr. and Mrs, Igor. He’s headmaster at school. They have a son they call Baby Humpling.

The hunchback of Alley-dame

The people in my bowling league would look at me funny.

What hump?

He should see Dr Pimple Popper instead, that’s one hell of a lypoma or is that a cyst.

He must be using cartoon physics to keep the bowling ball up on his shoulder.

She should answer, “Have fun, Quasimodo”.

I don’t think he’s a quasi modo. He’s a full on modo.

Let me frame this proposition for you, it’s right up my alley. How does that strike you, dear? Can you spare me for an hour or two? Maybe I’ll even get some turkey while I am out. I promise you I will not wind up in the gutter.

Candi Barr was a famous stripper

….like she doesn’t know? ☺️☺️

Him wearing his bowling shows might be further giveaway.

According to my brother, he would occasionally walk down the hill to the corner store for cigarettes. On the journey, he would a pass a House Of Ill Repute . His wife would give him a twenty. She would then demand to see change on return.

Yes, this was a long time ago.

It’s the hunchback of noterdame

Sometimes honesty is not the best policy.

“I’m taking my bowling ball out for some fresh air.”

IGOR!

Eye-gore!

And he’ll have a ball.

Hunchback of Notre Bowling Alley…

Quasimodo’s competition.

Stupidity number one is the way he’s hiding the bowling ball. Stupidity number two is telling his wife that he’s going to the bowling alley for a candy bar. This genius isn’t going anywhere tonight.

This is another one that is probably just dumb, but I got a good laugh out of it. Thanks.

The hunchback of lane 5