Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for February 22, 2023

They always say there are tons of knowledge in books.

Worked on library book carts for awhile. Books are heavy! Lots of stooping and bending to get them onto the shelves.

Librarians don’t retire. They just move onto the next chapter!

…and with all the wacky wokes, librarians are lifting and toting them out of the library!

Spot caving!

Been there done that too

Well, that’s not going to happen in Florida anymore.

Does anyone know when Florida is going to hold its first annual book burning festival?

That’ll do it.

The library is good for circulation.

My wife got “toned” when we our kids were infants.

Books?…What are these you speak of??

She’s lifted a tone of them!

Being a librarian is great for your muscles, your memory, and your muscle memory.

Move to Florida. That’ll cure it.