Kliban by B. Kliban for February 15, 2023

Hey, it’s just rain. Or unjust rain.

We’re ALL in the same storm, but some of us are in yachts, and others are in row boats.

“I guess we’re lucky Gargantua just happened to be out snorkeling.”

“The rain it raineth on the just

And also on the unjust fella;

But chiefly on the just, because

The unjust hath the just’s umbrella.”

― Charles Bowen

Depends.. check to see who is the wettest.

Yes, it does. Get over it.

When it rains, it pours, on everyone’s parade!

Well the rain falls down without my help, I’m afraid

And my lawn gets wet though I’ve withheld my consent…

“The rain it raineth on the just

And also on the unjust fella;

But chiefly on the just, because

The unjust steals the just’s umbrella.”

― Charles Bowen

Yes, but there is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothes.