Kliban by B. Kliban for February 22, 2023

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    PraiseofFolly  almost 2 years ago

    They shoulda oughta have stayed in their oyster bed. The next joke is about cabbages and “queens.”

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Lost in translation…

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    blunebottle  almost 2 years ago

    I’ve heard that one.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    …and then the Texan yelled ‘remember the Alamo!’ and tossed out two Mexicans

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    this is the punchline as I heard it some 60 years ago:

    …and then the Texan yelled ‘remember the Alamo!’ and tossed out two Mexicans

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    comixbomix  almost 2 years ago

    Time to try the shuck and jive.

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    Steverino Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    And his audience is going to clam up.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Omg, we all wish you would just clam up….

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    gigagrouch  almost 2 years ago

    “… There’s your canoe!” Said the New Yorker

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    gigagrouch  almost 2 years ago

    “…and the Irishman said, “Put the Englishman on my back!,,”

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    ladykat  almost 2 years ago

    Those clams, steamed open, will make a nice dinner.

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    6turtle9  almost 2 years ago

    To bad they aren’t bearded.

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    cbs1947  almost 2 years ago

    He’s the Frenchman!

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  almost 2 years ago

    He must be the carpenter, where’s the walrus?

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