Kliban by B. Kliban for March 06, 2023

I’d guess that the chimp is thinking about kicking your caboose.

Evolution is NOT painless. The poor monkey still has its tail, and is not even yet in Hominidergarten.

I think I’ll throw some feces on him…

Introducing the variables of pressure and degradation. All for the sake of knowledge, I’m sure.

Monkey see, monkey do.

Oy!

I am thinking, you nitwit!

Whoa, easy there, doc — doncha know:

You can lead an ape to [thought] fodder, but you can’t him think.

Patience Professor…. patience

It was becoming all too clear, monkey was only fit to be qualified to become a politician.

You need an infinite number of those to get any work done.

“You first!”