Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 20, 2023

I knew a guy who grew up in Detroit back in the Stone Age. He said their only Mexican place was called “El Nibble Nook”. I’m guessing Neato Burrito is run by their kids.

Surf Taco, for a small chain great Baja type menu and consistently good food.

Or in Alabama, where they call it “Washington and Jefferson’s birthday” just so you don’t think it has anything to do with Lincoln.

She’s not yet learned to stop using that phrase..

If you order the four foot Party Burrito they’ll sing anything you want. Within reason.

Subtle, but Presidents’ Day was started to honor just Washington and Lincoln since their birthdays were so close together. Not all presidents.

I would bet that Neato Burrito would have a pretty solid lunch rush during the week.

Now the day honors any person who has won the job by the votes of a majority of the people. Unfortunately that includes a number who were just not up to the job. In this situation, as in life, one has to take the bad with the good and hope there are more of the latter ahead.

“It’s just part of the American way: turning a neighboring country rich in culture and beauty into a goofy appetizer.” – Joel Hodgson, Mystery Science Theater 3000

Frazz would probably never stoop to eating there. He’s got standards, and he will tell you so, whether or not you asked.

If they eat enough burritos, they may be singing it in a “voice” you may not want to hear.

If I have portraits of Lincoln & Washington in my wallet does that count?

Neato Burrito—a Calvin and Hobbes reference!

Hail to the chief has words?