Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 23, 2023

All politicians have one of those on their payroll

A good political speech writer has to be an expert at pitching bullsh_ _ uh droppings.

The trendy name used to be “Spin doctor”, In those olden days it’s because you pick up, spin round and dump into a barrow….

And let me make it clear that I firmly stand upwind of you.

That is why politicians, kings, dictators, and such like, speak from such tall podiums or balconies. The bull$hit can get rather deep with their speeches.

Let The Count guess… he keeps digging because he knows there has to be a pony in there somewhere.

Therefore, he is an expert in bovine scatology…

I’m glad he is doing better now.

Yep! Knee deep in crap the fink spewed in his last speech!

In the past, when I’ve had a low level job like that, I’ve tried to do my best, or so I’d claim, anyway. But being told that I was born to do it would not have been a compliment.

Funny

I fail to see the difference. It’s all the same $&@“

The pen is mightier than the shovel?

Why is he the King’s former speech writer: he forgot to shovel sh.t?

Surprised the King’s Press Secretary isn’t joining him shoveling the s__t.

Wow, no fewer than 3 random citizens of Id with no regulars in sight. Not sure I can handle the depth here…

Shovel ready.

I’d recommend high top boots, for both his former and current jobs.

He is now working on his PHD, Piled Higher and Deeper.

Former? Was he … overqualified?

He earned his new job…..

Why former? Not shoddy enough?

(The word IS shoddy, isn’t it?)

He works for (?)

Speechwriters, always shovelling doo doo…

A political speech writer should be the one shovelling the $#!+.

Kinda like KJP….

What stinks worse, a cow pie or a politician speech? A politician speech, at lest you can eat or drink a cow pie. Yip yip yip yip yip

From what I hear, the last US president to NOT use speechwriters was Calvin Coolidge – his were pretty good.