Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 24, 2023

That way Pig will know when he doesn’t need to exercise anymore.

That’s nothing—I can go straight to zero! All I need is a couch!

Some elderly people do a little less each day. When they get to zero, that’s kind of bad.

The Bible says, What you sow is not quickened except it die.

I plan to take it real slow up until the time I die, then I’ll taper off a bit.

Less excercise means fatter pig. Yum yum!

Don’t worry, Pig. You’ll get there.

My refrigerator door pull exercises are really paying off.

More bacon, pork chops, sausage, pulled pork. The list is almost endless.

Why stop at zero?

Pig uses The Garfield Regimen.

Zeno sez you’ll never make it.

I think I’m already there. Uh-oh…

Never going to get completely to zero because Pig has to move to make it to the refrigerator and the restroom.

I don’t think that’s right.

Now you’re talkin’.

Pig always backwards in his thinking! Oy

It’s nice to have goals, but when you achieve a goal like that, what do you do next?

So why start at all?

lim (d→∞) E (sub Pig) = 0

No food after 4 pm

The line begins just behind me Pig.

Start at the end, less work…

Hmm will he solve Zeno’s paradox?

Ah, dear Pig. We all get there in the end.

That’s why they call them lessons… because they lessen! (Alice in Wonderland reference of course)

That should not take Pig long.

Ii have to admit, I kinda like Pig’s attitude towards exercise!…

Sems like we never see Zebra or the crocs here anymore … [sigh] I miss them.