Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 10, 2023

Like no crackers or butter in bread.

Just barely.

A day without Frog Applause is like a storm without thunder.

A day without Frog Applause is like a pizza without cheese.

A day without Frog Applause is like a paddleboat without an oar.

A day without Frog Applause is like a lock without a key.

I’m living a worthless life and I don’t mind.

… then why is your hand in your shirt?…

…because you have your fingers crossed?…

…good luck in your senior year in highschool…

…what no one says ever for 500, Alex…

…I can quit Frog Applause anytime that I want…

…no- wait!…

…that’s chewing tobacco…

…the pizza shop thought me mad…

…because for the toppings on my half of the pizza I ordered anchovies and pineapple only…

…I call it the Frog Applause prophecy…

…

There’s no topping that.

No. No, it is not.

He knew he was living in a golden age.

If you meet the Frog Applause upon the road, slay the Frog Applause . . . There is no Frog Applause. It is only a momentary illusion in the vast infinity of this shattered reality. Be at peace. Do not confine the divine spark of consciousness within you to illusions. The Buddha would tell you this, had you not slain the Buddha upon the road, a day or two ago.

Blog note: Fish pass most waste through a single opening, similar to the cloaca. Ammonia, however, has a separate process, thus: “Ammonia. Ammonia is formed from the metabolism of protein and is the major waste product of fish. The majority of ammonia from fish is excreted through the gills, with relatively little being lost through urine and feces.”

More things that you never really wanted to know, from the questions posed in Frog Blog!

“Humor comes from self-confidence.”

RITA MAE BROWN

What, no diaper money?

Why we have butterfly kisses goodnight and not frog applause kisses too. Stir not shake or blend. Champagne and OJ., Continental roll thru the ages…coffee w/the real thing and not Playboy magazine…

i hear them applauding in the rillito !

They’d have to carry me out in a little white coat if Frog Applause wasn’t in my life!

Those who don’t frequent it, are missing out on the highlight of their day!

Try it, you’ll LIKE IT‼️☺️Don’t forget the Froglandia Bathmat factory! One could get lost shoppping there…..

Its debatable.

Frog Applause is also an itch worth scratching …!

( ooh …yeah, yeah… right THERE )

I don’t know…do we need that extra lick of lameness to go on about our business? Perhaps not. But isn’t tist Baroque Era philosopher’s statement a bit like saying a day without Beetle Bailey is a day we don’t have to think about the Army?

I object.

What is this life of which you speak?

I think ye know not the meaning of bleak.

Hello, I am an addict.

12 Step method needed to kick the kix here.

Arch and assertive Old Guy (some past UK P.M.like Fox?) is patently unbelievable in his disdain for Frog Applause, which all lucky enough to have encountered it deem to be a valuable part of a “life worth living,”. Just ask any of the lame regulars here….

Frog Applause is Trending Today, and Trending in Offbeat. As if they were the keepers of the beat.

Throw a miniseries in and bark w/the dawgs about it..

Close Encounters Of The Lame Bath Mat Factory Kindness.

Good guys finish last. Big O and her love for you. Heart Felt Romance…

Frog Applause…Don’t Live Life Without It..

Wham-O Super Ball Game..Scalpo Bald Eagles and Çheifs Head Dress.

KC and The Sunshine Band against Philly Brotherhood, and Let Freedom Ring..

KC Barbeque, Philly Cheese Steak..

High Scoring Game, always more fun.

Sore losers Philly, eagles

The squaw will choke three times on her Çheifs.

If gargantuan shows up or not, then a mystery blue light 38 midnight special game. Who knows and who does he favor.

Frog Applause is the fiber in my LameFlakes. Keeps me regular.

Asked a friend if I seem burnt out because of reading funnies to much?

She said nothing, but did roll her eyes at me.

Day 2 of supercilious moralizing….

The thought that counts…

Take me to FA or bust.

Comic about boogers and goobers would be worse.

ALL ABOARD. HA HA HA HA

Did he invent the rainbow or just turn it gay?