Many years ago, I was on a photo safari in Kenya and we were at a camp in the middle of the Masai Mara. I was walking around the perimeter one evening and came upon a guard carrying an automatic weapon with a short barrel. I asked why he had it and he replied that it was in case a wild animal tried to get into the camp. I walked away thinking that you don’t shoot at animals with a weapon like that.
Ugh, reminders of women talking with cigarettes in their mouth._____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________—New young nurse enters an old man’s room to check him and he asks, through his oxygen mask, “Are my balls black.” She replies, “WHAT!?” He repeats his question and she lifts up his gown to thoroughly check them and answers, “No, they’re fine.” He then takes off the mask and says, “No I asked if my test results are back. But thanks.”
Farside99 over 1 year ago
Say hello to my little friend?
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
whatever he is saying, he has poor muzzle control and is aiming right at you!
Bilan over 1 year ago
Whatever he’s saying, he should realize they have more little friends than he does.
Doug K over 1 year ago
Every sound he makes (every word he speaks) is muffled.
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
As spoken by Al Pacino, in the movie “Scarface” —
“Okay, you want to play rough? Say hello to my little friend!”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AVQ8byG2mY8
backyardcowboy over 1 year ago
Waldo??
mfrasca over 1 year ago
Kenny.
[Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago
Scarfs are sometimes referred to as mufflers. I had a Midas muffler once.
uniquename over 1 year ago
Many years ago, I was on a photo safari in Kenya and we were at a camp in the middle of the Masai Mara. I was walking around the perimeter one evening and came upon a guard carrying an automatic weapon with a short barrel. I asked why he had it and he replied that it was in case a wild animal tried to get into the camp. I walked away thinking that you don’t shoot at animals with a weapon like that.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Bada Bing, bada bang …..he wants us to leave the guns and take the cannolis!
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
Meanwhile, in the background, Blinded by the Light is playing…
Vet Premium Member over 1 year ago
The F bomb into a muffed bomb!
ars731 over 1 year ago
The real reason Scarface was set in Miami
stamps over 1 year ago
Say it with Hallmark.
zeexenon over 1 year ago
Ugh, reminders of women talking with cigarettes in their mouth._____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________—New young nurse enters an old man’s room to check him and he asks, through his oxygen mask, “Are my balls black.” She replies, “WHAT!?” He repeats his question and she lifts up his gown to thoroughly check them and answers, “No, they’re fine.” He then takes off the mask and says, “No I asked if my test results are back. But thanks.”
6turtle9 over 1 year ago
A couple of wise guys, eh?
Stephen Gilberg over 1 year ago
Several people thought of “Scarf Ace” before I did.
T... over 1 year ago
Oh, “s c a r F” face…
Buoy over 1 year ago
Next do “Mitten Solo.”