The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 25, 2023

He’s been LED astray.

that fish looks like it has an idea’

To get prey at that depth, it needs to be LED.

Do angler fish order online from BulbHead?

On the bright side no one wants to eat him because of the mercury.

He thought he had a brighter idea!

worse yet Whale oil lamp

Florescent lights lose power after their initial use.

An extension of his abilities…..aaaaak!

His grandpa had a Edison bulb

Carrying around more light has become a heavy proposition.

The fish might look cooler with a glow stick.

Oh no, it’s a woke fish!

No way! That fluorescent light is, like, totally tubular! Not dated at all!

There’s just no incandecency anymore.

I hesitate to ask where he plugs in the starter.

they look like a couple really dim bulbs…