That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 10, 2023

/// The Admirers sit crowded together,

feeling heat in their shorts made of leather.

The young buxom blonde,

of whom they’re so fond,

isn’t knocked over by a big “feather.”

Karl sat back and smoked his pipe while watching these four men make total fools of themselves and spend all their money on the women. He has seen all this before.

Snow White’s cousin, Barbara Hail and the 5 Dweebs!

Tell us where you keep the young ones.

Despite what each of those bar flies thinks,

Lorelei’s paid to entice them to buy drinks.

If they foolishly think they have any chance

To make it with her, her idea of romance

Is not to snuggle with drunken old winos,

That haven’t bathed since only God knows;

To laugh and pretend their jokes are gut-busting,

When really their vulgar remarks are disgusting.

.

Soon they will each have to stagger away,

Having spent nearly all of a week’s pay,

To each go home and try to on tip-toes sneak in

But get hit on the head with the wife’s rolling pin!

But Lorelei and her sister will count up their tips,

And laugh to each other how men are such drips!

Thus they save for their dowries, intending to move

Somewhere the choice of men would improve.

“Gentlemen, Please…..can’t you find it in your hearts to donate some money towards Ishmael’s release from the Overlords at GoComics?”

When the boys from the Bundeswehr/

Met the girl with the flaxen hair/

They each bought a share/

(It only seemed fair)/

And they did it right then and there..

From: @Call me Ishmael

https://www.gocomics.com/profile/2288699

(Take two.)

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When the boys from the Bundeswehr/

Met the girl with the flaxen hair/

They each bought a share/

(It only seemed fair)/

And they did it right then and there..

The monthly meeting of the local lads’ Green Hats Society was, as usual, full of merriment, schnapps, and the buxom beauties from the bar.

And Ginny continued her stories, "And this one time, these four young dweebs thought they had a chance with me and Jenny but we just really wanted their hats for our collection

What they did not know was that Marian had a hollow leg – and a hidden tube that bypassed liver and kidneys, so she never got drunk.

They all had a hat on for the ladies.

“Bukkake? I don’t know that word — what is it?”

A little wine, a little decolletage, and soon she’d be able to unload all of her daughter’s Girl Scout cookies on these saps.

That’s right Jack , if I bounce the quarter in the glass, you have to drink it!

She’s hoping more tips to inspire:/

If she pushes her t*ts any higher/

They are likely to “bust”/

And that would be “just”/

Like an overinflated tire.

“That’s what HE said,” she concluded, and the table erupted with laughter.

If you think there’s such a thing as gaydar, you really need to do some more thinking, Melcher.

Yes this is my natural hair color, and no – I’m not going to prove it.

The Admirers: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Genre paintings by Emil Rau" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found (except for Google, for that currently choose the second), and once there find the text string with Admirers, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3077 (February 10, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here.

“gaydar; the supposed ability to identify people as being gay by means of intuition or very slight indications”…

This is the bottom line you jerks. It’s cash money upfront and the more you put out front the more we put out in gratitude!

The boys of the green hat club were great at casting lines, but they never successfully reeled one in. They later changed their name to the lonely hearts club.

THE GAY MAN’S BAR HAD A VISITOR, JULI THE TRANY.

“Actually, there are two kinds of polygamy, and I think the kind you’re thinking of is not the one I have in mind.”

Emil Rau obviously bought green paint at volume discount.

So you are the famous green beret’s?

And … this one time, at band camp …

Wait a minute… so she’s a he?

Look, guys, there’s four of you. I’m going to need more than one bottle.