La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for March 02, 2023

what numbskulls those two are

Please do.

Just like you do on New Year’s and July the 4th

Earth’s rotation is their only hope! … :)

One wonders what the terminal velocity of 5.56 is?

Or some innocent bystander. Shooting into the air blindly is not celebrating; it’s playing Russian Roulette with other people’s lives.

Besides, bullets don’t do much damage to stratospheric balloons, just slow leaks. That’s why we use extremely expensive missiles with the wrong guidance system for the job. :) :(

Lalo is just making sure they don’t get hurt.

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2011/03/can-falling-bullets-kill-you.html

Lauren Boebert helpfully informed us that 50,000 feet is one mile.

“Spy balloon” is just an anagram for “noopy balls”. Not sure why that idea kinda tickles me, but I thot I’d share it anyway.

It’s THAT easy to thin the herd…

Wow. Wishing death on a certain demographic. Real funny.