Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for February 17, 2023

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    Izzy Moreno  almost 2 years ago

    “Well, that’s alright then. Keep driving safely.”

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    Lotus  almost 2 years ago

    Sounds like an overture for what could happen next.

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    oakie817  almost 2 years ago

    i once used these same excuse, and got a great laugh from the very pretty policer officer who stopped me…then she gave a ticket…still chuckling (and yes, was really listening to my cd)

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    Doctor Toon  almost 2 years ago

    I have noticed I work faster if the music I’m hearing has a good beat

    Haven’t caught myself driving faster

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    banjoAhhh!   almost 2 years ago

    Mr. Wiggly: in the 1st panel crawling out of the cop car exhaust. The Wiggster just wanted to get high off the CO fumes.

    Or he’s crawling out of the manhole cover.

    Or he’s crawling out of a pond of brake fluid. I dunno. Take your pick

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    Ed The Red Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I also don’t recommend telling the cops that you’re definitely sober because it’s been at least a couple of hours since you got high — you’re sure that had no part in the accident. This happened to a college buddy of mine. And it wasn’t him saying this, it was his passenger.

    The cops were about to blame the accident on the other driver, but not after that comment.

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