Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 19, 2023

What is this obsession with coffee that cartoonists have? Is it supposed to be “relatable”?

The Wizard should have had black coffee if he wanted dark mayhem.

Wiz, that’s what the wands for. Yip yip yip yip yip

The Wiz works best when he’s had his buzz in the morning!

I’m like Wiz, except for comics and not coffee.

Coffee, the drink of the gods……

A nice side occupation, Wiz.

All you need are some ponds of stagnate water for breeding mosquitos, some over priced coffee, and a non-functional urinal and the hipsters will come in droves.

“No dark mayhem til I had my coffee” I wanna trademark it now lol

In my neighborhood there must be a Wizard… has a yard full of “failed inventions”. : )

So, coffee + failed dark mahyhem = art???

“I understand you have had a thousand failures.”

“No. I succeeded in discovering a thousand things which won’t work.”

Even with coffee, still no dark mayhem, only abstract metal work…

My house it’s more like ‘no dark mayhem until I’ve had my gatorade’ and then get scolded for wanting to create some dark mayhem…

They look like the lawn sculptures from “Beetle Juice”

“Huck”?

I wake up naturally, usually takes 3-4 hours. Fortunately, my morning routine is pretty much the same every day, so that’s okay. If I need to be more alert, my caffeine source of choice is Dr. P or Mt. Dew.

My dad drank his coffee with cream until his Dr. put him on a low cholesterol diet, said he could use skim milk. Dad said that’s just white water, and drank it straight after that. Even when Dr. told him he could have cream again.