Bessie is a non-binary species, identifying as human sometimes.
Bessie the heifer, the queen of all the cows! She gave more milk than any law allows. In the morning she gave pasteurized, at night she gave homogenized! Bessie the heifer, the queen of all the cows! — Little Jimmy Dickins
To error is human, to do so when you are a cow is moronic. You’re a cow, why would you want to lower yourself.
He was looking at her face, while I kept looking in the udder direction. I just can’t help it.
Contrary to her large figure, Bessie’s dress size is pe"teat".
He should have believed his friends when they tried to calm him with ’Don’t have a cow.’ But, then, no one thought it might be an anthropomorphic cow.
Got milk?
Sounds like a couple of women I know
Pony99CA over 1 year ago
Bessie is a non-binary species, identifying as human sometimes.
thebashfulone over 1 year ago
Bessie the heifer, the queen of all the cows! She gave more milk than any law allows. In the morning she gave pasteurized, at night she gave homogenized! Bessie the heifer, the queen of all the cows! — Little Jimmy Dickins
Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago
To error is human, to do so when you are a cow is moronic. You’re a cow, why would you want to lower yourself.
cactusbob333 over 1 year ago
He was looking at her face, while I kept looking in the udder direction. I just can’t help it.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Contrary to her large figure, Bessie’s dress size is pe"teat".
goboboyd over 1 year ago
He should have believed his friends when they tried to calm him with ’Don’t have a cow.’ But, then, no one thought it might be an anthropomorphic cow.
C over 1 year ago
Got milk?
Indianapolis Smith over 1 year ago
aussie399 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Sounds like a couple of women I know