Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 04, 2023

I think that is how Acme makes its deliveries.

Trebuchet and thank you……

Pizza and beer?

Bob also makes stained glass windows.

Don’t blame the delivery man …

Any taller and The Fink would have been whacked!

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Bob goes to great panes in getting his products delivered on time.

Picky, picky, picky. Yip yip yip yip yip

Why would he be getting a delivery of bricks? And why throw them through a window? Well, beyond the comedic aspect. Oh… never mind. Answered my own question.

Now to call the window guy!

Should have aimed a bit lower…

I wonder how many delivery persons realize they are caught on camera throwing or kicking my packages. I file a complaint every time. One Ama20n delivery person drop-kicked a package (about six feet) to my porch, came up and kicked it neatly in place, then took the picture to show it was “properly” delivered. I’d never seen that delivery person before…or since.

Oh great. Offer your construction services while destroying the house in the process with the delivery so they won’t have no choice but to contact you. Reminds me of mechanics.

Why would he order bricks to be delivered in the first place?

Hasn’t the King put people in the dungeon for less?

The latest in fast food delivery…

Now did Bob get hung for breaking the only piece of glass in Id?