Close to Home by John McPherson for March 19, 2023

Not worth the effort. If you ask me.

Someone is about to get pecked on the head!

Protect your banned gocomics banned appendage.

If he breaks his neck, he’ll never do that again.

Plus … How many of these eggs does it take to equal the size/amount of one chicken egg?

I’m glad to report, the price of eggs (at least in upstate NY) is going down now.

Hope Dalcon can’t climb trees!

HA! I don’t care how expensive they get now… I just got 72 month financing!

All the Id…. had to do was put the ladder where the nest was.

To heck with the weather report…I am enjoying this “Egg Report”!

I’m really tired of this nonexistent “egg joke”. In my neighborhood, there’s never been a shortage, and the cost has not changed from $2 a dozen for years.

The lengths people go out on a limb for….

Chris Farley found out the hard way in “Almost Heroes”

I’d hate to see what he does for gas. I can already see the dynamite and drills

Man getting hen-pecked in more ways than one.

Honey, it’s not worth breaking your neck. Come down here and Dalcon will be happy to do it! Hiya Bleeb! :)

If you survive “The Birds”…

Prices are down some places. The big box store that shall go unnamed had them at a rather reasonable $2.39 a dozen. The high end grocery store was $4.89, more than a gallon of milk at the big place.

What’s that he’s holding? A little “Grabber?” “Gripper?”

Or getting pecked.

He has a real eggsistential outlook.

I’m lucky. I can go to a commercial farm and get cracked for 75 cents/doz.

Dalcon’s beating the bushes.

Biden missed a state?

If he falls the yolk will be on him