Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for February 20, 2023

Monkey see…

Pay money to get in the zoo. Just so you can stare at your phone. Stay home and do that it’s free.

Monkey see Monkey do!!!!

Very good, Dan!!

Smart Rocks must have kick-started evolution.

Monkey see, monkey do. Evolved or not.

All to true !

Ad for the local zoo (Hellabrunn; Munich, Bavaria, Germany) a few years ago:

Chimpanzees mimicking humans using bananas as phones.

Now I want to visit the zoo.

Did someone say something? That is so distracting when simultaneously down several Rabbit Holes (researching… something or other.)

And so it goes………

Those people sure are making monkeys out of themselves.

At least one of them should be holding an arm outstretched for a selfie.

The monkeys stand for honesty; giraffes are insincere,

And the elephants are kindly, but they’re dumb,

The orangutans are skeptical of changes in their cages,

And the zookeeper is very fond of rum.

Good one Dan

The ones on the left are the intelligent ones.

They will take over, I’ve seen the movie.