Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 01, 2023

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  over 1 year ago

    “BEE that can’t spell”

    ㋡ ha! such a rebel without a clue

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    angelolady Premium Member over 1 year ago

    These are good!

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    Metric inch worm.

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    Lady loves a joke  over 1 year ago

    A ladybug that isn’t a lady.

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    Hoosier Guy  over 1 year ago

    So does that mean that Prince Harry is a rebel? When I picture a “rebel”, he doesn’t seem the type. He needs a motorcycle.

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    Zykoic  over 1 year ago

    A stink bug with deodorant.

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    Rebellion runs in the family. That Fruit Fly’s sister prefers Vegetables.

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    That bee can act, though. “To spell or not to spell? That is the question.”

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    johnjoyce  over 1 year ago

    This is funny, Mark! And the ones readers have offered, too. Thanks for all the chuckles everyone. :-)

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    oakie817  over 1 year ago

    dung beetle that’s not full of….

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    PaulAbbott2  over 1 year ago

    These are always a hoot, Mark. I have to say, that is one very hay looking fly in Panel #1. Bacon has that effect on me too

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    wuhts  over 1 year ago

    Bees exist! That’s enough for me.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Clever and cute.

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    Although there is much concern about their existence/survival, Monarchs (monarch butterflies), in general, are commoner (more common) than you might think.

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    Gent  over 1 year ago

    Bugs Bunny who ain’t a wabbit.

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Praying Mantis that’s an Athiest, Hornet that plays the Piano, WASP that’s Italian Catholic ???

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    uniquename  over 1 year ago

    Doesn’t everyone like bacon?

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    Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Too bee, or not to bee.

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    stamps  over 1 year ago

    Time fly like arrow; fruit fly like banana.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    Cicadas that come out whenever they feel like it.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    Grasshoppers that stay on the pavement.

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Lettuce that won’t allow anything.

    Pine that prefers nothing.

    Swift that’s a snail.

    Deer that’s really nasty.

    Bug that’s very tactful.

    Fly that only walks.

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  over 1 year ago

    bookworms that watch movies?

    doodlebugs that can’t draw?

    flea who stands his ground?

    cricket who plays rugby?

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    Daeder  over 1 year ago

    What about the army ant gone AWOL?

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    Swamprat  over 1 year ago

    Dung beetle that’s constipated

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    Ladybug whose not a lady…

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    Fleas who refuse to flee…

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    Luna moth who suns herself…

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    Chris Sherlock  over 1 year ago

    Carpenter bee that does plumbing.

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    tee929  over 1 year ago

    How about the SLUG that couldn’t fight its way out of a wet paper bag?

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