Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 16, 2023

Ruben, you should sue Marvel for copyright infringement.

I’m a Christian and I think this is hilarious, spot-on.

He’ll be back! Just wait till next semester, God-Man!

1 + 1 doesn’t = 3? Shoot.

Now for a little math:Let a=b, then;(a)squared = (a)x(b), then;(a)squared – (b)squared = (a)x(b) – (b)squared, then;(a+b)x(a-b) = (b)x(a-b), divide both sides by (a-b) then;(a+b) = (b), and since a=b, then(b+b) = (b) then;2b = b and thus2 = 1.

Hope you can disprove this, otherwise I should be able to borrow $2 from you and pay you back $1.

A troubled young man returned home and sought out his Rabbi…

“Rabbi, I’m afraid that my university studies have made me an atheist.”

“How so?” Asked the Rabbi.

“In philosophy and logic classes, I learned to prove that G-d does not exist.”

“And so, have you leaned to disprove the existence of anything?”

“Yes, Rabbi.”

“Can you prove to me that you have no nose?”

“Yes, I can.”

“Well then, convince me you have no nose.”

But before the student could begin, the Rabbi reached out and punched him in the nose and asked him, “WHAT HURTS?”

False vacuum decay?

It all depends on the size of your ones.

God-Man doesn’t need to make 1+1=3. If he has two of something, he can create a third ex nihilo; there’s precedent for that.

Language changes and evolves.

Level One Hint: This includes the meanings of words.

“Sandra Bullock is proof that God-Man loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin

This would make balancing my checkbook so much easier.

1+1 can equal three. Just a square peg can fit in a round hole. One is using a big hammer…the other is the diameter of the round hole is the same size as the measurement of the hypothenuse of the square. The square fits in the circle.

For those inclined to take “Can God-Man make a stone so heavy he can’t lift it?” and “Can God-Man make 1 plus 1 equal 3?” as tests of omnipotence, I direct you to Moses Maimonides (who probably got it from Aristotle).

I’m not saying his treatment is entirely satisfactory, but he gives more thought to the answer than Freshman-Philosophy-Major-Man and his like give to the questions.

Sandra Bullock, the former World’s Oldest Ingenue.

Lobachevsky, Riemann and Bolyai spoke and Einstein saw it was good and the evening and the morning were the first day.

Christianity says 1 = 3 and that the 3 are the same as 1.

I thought about saying something here but changed my mind.

Philosophy Reading Man here, 1 + 1 = 3 is an analytic statement and therefore has no relation to the physical world. The only difference would have been that in the new universe God-Man created the symbol 1 when added, using the symbol +, to the symbol 1 would now mean, signified by the symbol =, the symbol 3. Freshman Philosophy Major Man would still be around to make a fool of himself.