Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 23, 2023

That may be the smartest thing that Poncho has said in months… but he’ll likely give in to temptation before the arc finishes.

got a better idea, Hudson?

maybe talk him into going in the whirlpool spa and taste Zebra soup?

Just paint stripes on a hamburger, and voila!

Don’t sweat the small stuff, Poncho. Take and taste the towel.

Poncho is too gullible, and the Zebra is not cullible.

NOW is he ideal time to attack! In the wild, you often have to chase and tire your prey out before pouncing. Here, the prey has done it for you.

Do it, Poncho.

He doesn’t have to literally taste the sweaty towel to get a taste of what the Zebra tastes like. He can sniff it out – the taste of many things is greatly affected by (sometimes almost determined by) its smell.

Do you think Poncho should team up with Pastis’ crocs?

This from a dog who eats dumpster trash?

Looks like Poncho should have been in Seoul, South Korea today. A young zebra escaped from a zoo there and led its pursuers on a merry chase for several hours.