Thatababy by Paul Trap for March 02, 2023

All you need to know about said terrestrial mollusk:

https://www.ucsc.edu/about/mascot.html

Easily defeated by one guy with a salt shaker.

Sammy the Banana Slug is the actual mascot of the University of California, Santa Cruz. Banana slugs are actual mollusks that can be found nearby.

The Santa Cruz players don’t mind being called Sluggish.

You can often hear the ooze and ahhs from the crowd when the team is playing well.

Tough week for Sammy; the beaches at Santa Cruz got about an inch of snow.

Santa . . . whoa, I thought the banana slug was the totem animal of TED Cruz.