Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 04, 2023

They “started” a “motor pool” on what’s wrong.

Doctors are getting that way. “You want an elbow operated on? I only do right elbows. You need to see Dr. X for your left elbow.”

And then – like Harlan Ellison’s Ticktockman – he went into his office, going mrmee, mrmee, mrmee, mrmee

Sounds about right.

Does Trace Adkins run the Bᴀ-Dɪɴᴋ-Dᴏɴᴋ Garage?

I hope the “Ba-Dink-Doink” holds out long enough to get there.

Surprising Gary didn’t try to handle it himself for the cha-ching-choink.

Purely a coincidence that Ba-Dink-Doink is owned by his father-in-law.

Older Canadians might remember the 1970s beer commercial where the garage mechanic tells the customer it’s his Kididdle.

Ba-Dink-Doink is usually a suspension problem. If it is power train, he’ll want to buy a new car.

Ba-dink-doink!

Just cover it with black tape and turn up the radio.

I’d LOVE to be a fly on the wall at my garage/repair shop….I’d probably be laughing my a$$ off all day long,if my own descriptions of car trouble are any indication…..

Take it to the witch doctor:Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bangOoo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bangOoo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bangOoo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

ROFLMAO!

If anyone has a mechanic in the family this is hysterical! ☺️

Where would you take the Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang? (Don’t say that too fast)

while your car’s being fixed, visit the brothel across the street

The DeBoink –a– Boink

“rattle-rattle, thunder, clatter, boom-boom-boom”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9InchlmFO0&t=24s

Hey, only I get to ba-dink my doink.

Where have all the thing-a-mah-jig specialist gone?

That’ll be $49.95 for the inspection…

https://i.ibb.co/rctPbSK/Undercarriage.jpg

Smartphone audio & video recorders help a lot now, but WATCH THOSE FAN BLADES. Whack whack tewack crack yowza.