Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 02, 2023

It’s just “chicken feed”.

Well, you guys bill and coo …

TANSTAAFL!

When lawyers feed pigeons…

Whatever it is, SOMEBODY out there is trying to find a way to make money from it.

That stuff isn’t free you know.

Well, pay him back… just need to get above his head to “deposit” the contributions!

Their free ride is over!

Billing and cooing.

Trickledown effect of corporate greed; the rich get richer and the poor get billed for it!

We’ve been cleaning up for/after him. He should pay us.

they can pay by Vencrow, Jaypal, or Titcoin,

Fuel surchage.

And don’t forget to tip…

Aaaakk! Bird seed went from $18.00 per 50# to $32.00. So yes,put it on your bill!

birdbrained scheme

Gotta be Illinois. Surprised they aren’t being taxed, too!

Have you seen the price of crumbs lately? Crouton competition.

The free lunch is over.

Them birdies already gots bills, or are those pe*kers?

It is for the car wash.

Let’s duck these bills…

That ain’t chicken feed, you know!

They can “bill” him too, if they choose, and it’ll hurt a lot more.

Time to drop a pigeon load on his head.

I wonder how much they cost for him to print up. :)