Scary Gary by Mark Buford for February 26, 2023

Geeze Leopold. You could’ve at least let Mike grab a cold one before you turned him into one. I understand you wanted to test drive that new wood chipper but c’mon.

“Oh, what a mangled neighbor’s eve

when first he’s chipped a while to leave”

Leo, you’re a very poor host!!

One of these day, Leo, you may get a surprise visit from a green-henchman-eating sort. Then you’ll wish you’d been a little more hospitable.

Now I’m wondering if Travis came to the story in a similar manner.

Neighbor Mike bit off more than he could chew. Leopold, OTOH, did not.

There will be questions.

Gasp! Just once, Leo, you could have waited till he had his drink!

I noticed Gary only brought two drinks anyway…

Real estate in that neighborhood must be very cheap.

It’s his own fault

Drinks for you and me Bud.

That was quick. :)

Leopold- Mmmm, yes, he looks tasty.

Gary wants to drain a couple beers with the new neighbor. Leopold wants to drain the new neighbor of all his blood.

He was called away suddenly.

For Leopold, someone knocking at the door is door-dash.

Hello, Mike! Good-bye, Mike!

And so it goes, in Leopold’s dungeon-lab and fresh food eatery….