Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 02, 2023

By the way, May, it’s time to settle your bill.

You can spend a few more hours contemplating the fact that you just wasted two of them with Dr Mel.

“Now get going and do whatever you want to do.”

An alien lifeform that lives ten-thousand years would tell us humans to live each century like it’s our last.

Umm, THAT’S an hour you’ll never get back. Hope the other 23 were well lived.

I’ve got bad news and worse news. The bad news is that you only have one day to live. The worse news is that I should have told you that yesterday.

Don’t enter into any May to December romances.

The adult breeding stage only lasts one to two days but the life cycle of a mayfly is about a year. If you are looking for examples of life’s fleeting endurance, bacteria are the better species to go with. :)

Or for a REAL good time you can honeymoon with a praying mantis

I want to see the reaction of Major Gadfly tomorrow when he receives the exact same advice.

How time flies when you’re having fun.

How flies time (out) while they’re having fun

Just don’t end the session with, “Sorry, your time is up.” That’s one of May’s triggers.

Coincidentally Private Mayfly is also a red shirt, so each day could be his last anyway.