Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 08, 2023

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    Your glass has to be this tall to enter.

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    blunebottle  over 1 year ago

    Woo-hoo! Glass is happy!

    (I would be, too. I love classic coasters.)

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    Vilyehm  over 1 year ago

    Mr. Sweeney, would you please keep your hands and feet inside the car at all times.

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    catmom1360  over 1 year ago

    Took me a few seconds.

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  over 1 year ago

    looks like he’s havin a highball

    hope he don’t tumbler out

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    Dobber Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Milk shake

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    bookworm0812  over 1 year ago

    Wheeeeeeeeeee!

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    johnjoyce  over 1 year ago

    Cute, Mark!

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    And please put your glass in the sink when you’re done!

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    Glasses get broken by putting them on coasters.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    His pupils seem uneven, perhaps he needs glasses.

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Thanks Mark. This is really clever and funny, caught me by surprise…

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “Just tell your hoodlum friend outside

    You ain’t got time to take a ride!

    Yakety yak! Don’t talk back."

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    comicalUser  over 1 year ago

    That’s one smaaaalll coaster!

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    Chris  over 1 year ago

    derr… well he did what she said. ;)

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