Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for March 28, 2023

A captive audience……

When you’re rich, they think you really know.

If I ever reach that point, I plan on spouting nothing but nonsense.

At first, I didn’t get the joke.

I read that as “What did you say?” instead of “What did you say?”.

Oh. That doesn’t clarify things, does it?

But, did the king win the throne or inherit it? If he inherited it, there was no need to “become” successful, it was right there.

Fink needs to learn to speak in ‘short’ sentences.

Can you hear me NOW?

when I was little and people shouted at me I would close my eyes and say I can’t hear you! – somehow they never believed me. doesn’t work now that I am old either.

Does panel 1 seem a little phallic?

Farmers are always outstanding in their field. (Get it? “out standing…” I’ll go now.

Touchy isn’t he, but he was making a good point.