Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 20, 2023

Lucy owns her crabbiness…I respect that!

Oh all the crabby people, you’re the crabbiest!

The bad thing for Chuck is that he will likely end up married to Lucy in the future as Schroeder will never have any interest in anything but his piano so Chuck will be able to experience the ultimate in crabbiness for as long as the marriage lasts.

Yeah, stay crabby and every darn gender will flee.

It’s called being an abusive narcissist.

Consistency is key, Lucy!

“A winning game”? I’m not sure about that!

Charlie, you never met Buster Crabbe then. [For the record, Buster was still alive in the year 1976.]

She’s the all-time champion.

In life, sports, business and politics, keep on doing it until it stops working.

I am equally astounded by people who are always happy.

“Winning”…like Charlie Sheen?

Go with what you know.

I would’ve thought she’d be in total denial about her crabby side. She’s so much like my last female association. Like with Schroeder, she’s sweet and alluring, till she, in a pick of rage, throws his piano in the storm drain. My woman too started off sweet, alluring, and giving of herself till she turned into the beast from hell. It turned out her beast side was her sefl.

Being crabby is Lucy’s thing and a core element of this strip. I can’t imagine her being anything but.

As Greg Hartley says, “The organism does what has always made the organism successful.” Apparently Lucy’s idea of success is terrorizing people.

Why crabby? Crayfish have just as bad a disposition. Trust me

Consistency is the hobgoblin of little crabby fussbudgets.

Until you stop winning of course…..

okay then

She is also t he world’s worst right fielder