The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 07, 2023

Where’s its trainer?

He’s running the wrong way for a track so he’s making the wrong side stronger on the turns.

Obviously a British race horse, it’s running clockwise.

Training for the Preakness!!

How many laps I lost track when I got Jockeyed around

Now that’s well-rounded training. Thanks Big Jim.

Big Jim’s Big Gym is in Paris !

The jockey is gonna have a hard time riding a horse that runs on two legs.

Another New Year’s resolution that won’t last furlong.

Dirt track would be better.

BEETLEBUM.

And after he’s done running, I’ll bet he’ll have to pee like a racehorse.

Must be an Aussie Track.

When the horse has to unwind from running clockwise all the time.

Different tracks for different hacks.

Might be in Europe

The Famous Mr. Tread.

Careful, the wrong diet will give you the trotters.

That horse’s not just practicing for a race, his track is generating power for Big Jim’s Big Gym! I’m not horsing around!