The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 09, 2023

She likes what she See’s.

Oh my goodness. Eeeww.

Grandma and Red Riding Hood are the ones without nuts.

(that’s disgusting)

Not exactly Mrs See’s candy…

You can’t tell the flavour without a chart.

She’s going to wolf those down

Yummy there’s an extra pig. I like the soft centers.

What? No shepherd boy? What a gyp.

The chocolate swirls on top represent the curly tails.

Why are there FOUR little pigs?

Peter?

Not Peter?!!

I prefer the Whizzo Quality Assortment. It includes Crunchy Frog (an entire frog that has been coated with chocolate, using only “the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.” And there’s Ram’s Bladder Cup, Cockroach Cluster, Anthrax Ripple and Spring Surprise. I’m not so fond of their Cherry Fondue, however. It’s extremely nasty.

The Acme “coyote” assortment includes rabbit, sheep, and roadrunner.

Awwww, you shouldn’t have…..

Taste like chicken. But that’s a good thing…

Mr. Wolf looks like Goofy!

Never complain when you get an extra chocolate pig!

And he’ll huff, and he’ll puff, and he’ll go into shock due to his allergy to chocolate.

A nice assortment.

Jeeze Louise. That’s kind of Grimm. Or… Dark (chocolate)?

Was this supposed to be published Feb 14?

Aw, I wanted a sheep. :)

Chocolates and canines do not mix … probably from grandma.

She’ll wolf them down.

If I recall, all of those encounters ended badly for the Wolf.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h6_LmfC—o

Glad to see that the wolves are so much classier than in the old days — no more breaking into the homes of the pigs and grandma and simply swallowing them whole.