Scary Gary by Mark Buford for March 05, 2023

He is not a vegetarian!

I hate it when vegetables get massacred.

It’s a good thing I didn’t have a mouthful of anything going when I read this strip!

Vegatizing anything that is supposed to have meat in it should be against the law!

Vegetarian chili is more diabolical and dangerous. WARNING: Do not eat it the day before a cross-country flight!

Leo considers himself a humanitarian.

Wonder who’s in it? LOL

Is there garlic bread to go with it? :)

My vegetable lasagna has been so described

I’m guessing that the lasagna is one of the ways that he’s torturing his latest prisoner.

Yeah, vegetarian lasagna is quite dangerous and is not genuine cooking.

I assume vegetarian refers to the meaty portion.

Come on, Gary! A lasagna, hot from the oven with it’s scalding, oozing cheeses is very dangerous, and some would say very diabolical when used as a method of torture. Care to be the first victim?

Even if it isn’t made from vegetarians (which is a clever take) vegetarian lasagna IS diabolical.

Right! Vegetarian lasagna is diabolical, evil, and unAmerican, which is dangerous…

He’s using it for bait. :)

Vegetarian lasagna?! I think not!

The deli section of my regular grocery market offers both “lasagna with spinach” and “lasagna with meat”; I always go for the meat option if buying a packaged serving.

Sometimes Leopold is all talk, soft underneath….

Must be for one of his prisoners.