FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 18, 2023

Calvin and other rambunctious children (in the comics) would agree with Jason here.

“Well, don’t you know that other kids are starving in Japan? So eat it, just eat it” («Weird Al» Yankovic)

for once, he says something legit.

There should be warning labels on adults.

Andy’s kitchen of horrors

My son got a degree in what I call “Stage Engineering.” It is all the technical stuff needed to make a production like sound systems, lighting and props.

His first course was on safety: like don’t stick your fingers in electrical sockets, and keep them away from the whirring blades of power tools. He did say that he learned one or two things that made him safer around the house.

Many of the silly warning labels we see on products are the result of interesting court cases such as “Not for use after dark on public streets” on a tricycle.

I took one law course while I was in grad school. It was on intellectual property and product liability. I’ve already published some things, but I will never design and manufacture a product no matter how innocuous it may be. In the land of lawyers, pet rocks are fraught with danger.

Just bought a new chevy silverado. No cd players anymore in new cars.

YouTube personality Scott The Woz came up with the Food Eating and Ratings Association.

E for Edible

R for Ranch

and ITLFN. It Tastes Like ____in’ Nickels.

Andy’s cooking ought to be reported to the EPA! And child protection authorities!

CD label for kids: WARNING Contains classical music which you may actually enjoy!

“Parents demand warning labels on CDs…”

I’m afraid the P.M.R.C. and Tipper Gore beat ’ya to it, Jason.

Just another failed effort by Big Brother. All the labels did was flag the CDs so kids could find the bad stuff easier. Family friends have a son a year or two older than mine. His parents would not let him watch PG rated movies. They were at our house for a get together, and he was about 11 and my son 9 or 10. He was looking through my sons books, and found a Simpsons hard bound comic. He asked my son “Are there any dirty words in this?” My son said ‘No,’ and he tossed it aside. As you can imagine, he rebelled big time. Drug rehab, out of wedlock kid, the whole deal. But he never saw “Terminator” until he was 13!

Andy’s tofu salad should come with a warning label. Or eggplant salad. Or anything else where they have to call out for pizza instead of eating at home

I have to agree with Jason here.

Thanks for this reprise, very funny, great set-up, great kicker! Love it, keeps me laughing…

Andi’s meals deserve warning labels and the occasional biohazard sticker…

Our school system should come with a warning label for what they’re doing to kids these days.

Kids should have warning labels.

Kale in eggplant sauce?