The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 13, 2023

No and better have a solar charger it’s a long flight.

quack app!

Garmin’s never been wrong.

Shouldn’t they be heading north at this time of the year?

GPS: Goose Positioning System.

Modern Goose generation!

Ummm….. shouldn’t it be in airplane mode?

I’ve heard they have a sense of the Earth’s magnetic field. I watched a large flock approach a big, multi-cable powerline. They flew three 360s over the powerline before continuing on their way.

You don’t want to miss that left toin at Albucoique.

Another generation that won’t be able to find its way.

So … which way is south?

Just follow your beak…. a gaggle of geese. Qwacks me up!

Ummmm, shouldn’t they be head NORTH this time of year ?

Those aren’t geese. At least there are no geese with that coloration, or even close. Mallards and teal are the closest I could find, and they’re ducks, not geese.

Simply follow the arctic tern … they stop at Usinger’s in Milwaukee, so be ready for a turn for the wurst.

Back in the day I offered to get my directionally challenged wife a TomTom but she said she didn’t need one as long as she had her cell phone and her Steve-Steve!

They should be heading back north about now.

“At the next intersection bear south.”

Our city Community Center is a few blocks from my house. It has nice grounds and a huge pond with tall fountains. Canada Geese LIVE there. They do not migrate anymore. Goose crap is very slippery on the walkways – and it’s EVERYWHERE. Nobody has a solution to this decades-long problem. I vote to trap them, put them on a plane and drop them up North when that’s where they ought to be ;-)

Just like humans, they’ve lost their natural instincts.

Quackbait app.

If that GPS is wrong, these guys are flocked!!

How is he holding it? Opposable feathers?