Herman by Jim Unger for March 16, 2023

Except maybe a golden retriever.

“We call this one ‘Dogzilla.’”

Also watch out for the cat next door and after that look for the beagle sleeping on top of his dog house.

Arrf! Breakfast!!

Mailmen could have used running shoes early on.

The dog has a sick sadistic sense of humor. Besides that, the mailman is an intruder that is invading his personal territory and needs to be chased away.

The possibility of no more just target practice …

Wiley dog?

The dog is thinking: Score! It’s BOGO day!

Or who puts a welcome sign on the gate.

In training. Always carry treats in that mail bag!

They put out the Welcome mat instead of the Beware of Dog sign

They are thinking dinner has arrived.

He has good taste in mailmen and he also thinks you might taste good too….

It’s gotta be a Pitbull. They have an amazing smile.

Our Staffordshire terrier grins whenever you scratch her belly, when you scritch under her chin, or — and this is important to know — when she toots.