Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for March 16, 2023

Never thought about it that way

Miles joke didn’t even reach an inch.

And what’s so fun about fun-sized candy? King size is where the REAL fun is!

They’re so on different wavelengths of humor.

If this is set in the ‘80s, he’s an early Seinfeld. The show started on 7/5/89.

If the burglar of hamburgers is named Hamburglar, what would a burglar who is a hamburger be named?

Much depends on whether or not you ate the toy.

“I’ll let you know when I observe any.” That is a great comeback.

You get them if you keep Mom happy.

You’re happy to have had something to eat!

I thought the toy made the kids happy.

And what’s the deal with Burger King? They want you to have it your way, but they won’t let you have your food prepared your way.

downright Seinfeldian.

Seinfeld bass line drops

Every nine-year-old believed they’re the next Seinfeld. Few actually made it. Most just never outgrew it and turned their materials into Dad Jokes instead.

are we missing word balloons ?

And now we know what Statler and Waldorf were like as kids.

I think they make you happy. I know it worked that way with me

Miles has a good point, though I’m unsure what “observational humor” is.

You vill be happy!

“No mom i’m 13, I eat unhappy meals now”