I once saw a turtle outrun a dog. Of course the race ended suddenly when the dog came to the end of his leash. But still even for those 10 feet, I was surprised that the turtle could run at all.
We once got stuck in an ice storm on I95. It took us 23 hours to go 8 miles! We had come from a cruise, and my son had bought a stuffed sloth in Costa Rica. It was on the dash. While we were sitting there I would pick it up and make him say “Come ON, will ya! MOVE it!” Then, when traffic started moving along at 8 miles an hour, I had him wave his arms and go “WOOOOO HOOOO!!!” Yes. It was a LONG ride.
C over 1 year ago
Go Speed Racer
David_the_CAD over 1 year ago
Perspective is everything.
seanfear over 1 year ago
Paleolithic dopamine booster? Whatever it is, it had to be nicer than instagram
MayCauseBurns over 1 year ago
The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.
Chithing Premium Member over 1 year ago
All the other snails will never believe him if he tells them how fast he was going.
Purple People Eater over 1 year ago
Go Turbo!
Doug K over 1 year ago
Height and Speed! Nice!
jagedlo over 1 year ago
I see John’s over his condition from Wednesday…https://www.gocomics.com/bc/2023/03/15
gammaguy over 1 year ago
Look at that escargot go!
JohnCL over 1 year ago
“Alles ist relativ” – Einstein
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
This too shell pass..slowly…
blakerl over 1 year ago
Ok! Snail pull over. We clocked you well past the posted snail speed limit. Lets see your turtle license and registration.
elbow macaroni over 1 year ago
The turtle is boring.
Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago
Speed is relative. I think that is what JohnCL said.
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 1 year ago
And here I thought this was all about sex.. little snail having a go at a big mama.
judie1 over 1 year ago
This is really cute!
mindjob over 1 year ago
When he gets back home, his watch will have slowed down compared to the other snail’s watches
Dianne50 over 1 year ago
I once saw a turtle outrun a dog. Of course the race ended suddenly when the dog came to the end of his leash. But still even for those 10 feet, I was surprised that the turtle could run at all.
tcayer over 1 year ago
We once got stuck in an ice storm on I95. It took us 23 hours to go 8 miles! We had come from a cruise, and my son had bought a stuffed sloth in Costa Rica. It was on the dash. While we were sitting there I would pick it up and make him say “Come ON, will ya! MOVE it!” Then, when traffic started moving along at 8 miles an hour, I had him wave his arms and go “WOOOOO HOOOO!!!” Yes. It was a LONG ride.
zeexenon over 1 year ago
Tortoises get jealous when they see how fast a turtle can scamper into the water.
T... over 1 year ago
Great, funny, thanks Mastorianni & Hart…
oakie817 over 1 year ago
is that Gary?
sandflea over 1 year ago
I can see for miles and miles, I can see for miles and miles, I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles.