Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 14, 2023

Both sides: “If you’re gonna do that in this field, you’re gonna be evicted.”

You want a real fight? I’ll call my lawyer.

Take your doc to the slaughter…

Could this be enough for them to call it off?

I hope the farmer knows that the next panel shows him running for his life. The warriors will have forgotten all about their troubles and united to take him out.

If the farmer isn’t careful, He’ll be the one who gets planted. Warriors/soldiers are not to be messed with when they are in your farm fields. They have the spears/swords/battle-axes/and guns. They may go hungry in six months. But the farmer is now fertilizer for his fields.

I wonder what kind of stand they are going to make there? Hopefully not a lemonade stand. I would think a skate sharpening stand would be more profitable. A marching bandstand?

Now there’s a guy who’s outstanding in his field.

Sure, we’ll sign it. In your blood.

Reminds me of Wilmer McLean…https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilmer_McLeanHaving his home used during the First Battle of Bull Run and his next home used for the surrender at Appomattox…

And that will include payment of a non-refundable damage deposit.

You tell’em, farmer!

Are the Finks subjects owners or borrowers? LOL

Make sure it has an insurance requirement and a strong indemnification clause

wonder if the Huns understand the legalities.

Yasgur’s Farm?

The Battle has been called off due to the high cost of the battle field.

Unfortunately peace has broken out.

Talk about short-sighted: Blood and Bone make excellent fertilizer… :’-(

Why? The farmer gets to loot the dead and sell their armor and weapons secondhand, plus all the bodies make for great fertilizer. He has everything to gain, while they have everything to lose!

Says you and what army?

Perhaps the farm is in Bethel, New York

easier than preparing an environmental impact study

Don’t worry, blood makes a good fertilizer…..

“If anyone is injured or killed, I agree to hold farmer Jones harmless….”

You might want to go with the buyout option, since so if you will be staying permanently.

Or, as the prophet Isaiah said, they could beat their swords into plowshares, and grow some crops.

It’s Max Yasgur!

That’ll put a little damper on wars. Yip yip yip yip yip

One way to either cover or prevent damage to crops.