I remember this joke from Norm McDonald: “I told my wife, ‘When I look in the mirror, all I see is a fat old man. I need you to give me a compliment.’ She says, ‘Well, your eyesight is darn near perfect.’”
My grandma has an ancient distorted mirror and a 25 watt bulb. She hated going to her daughters house with the clear mirror with fluorescent tubes on each side. She looked so much better at home.
While it is easy to comb thin(ing) hair in a steamed up mirror, it can be risky trimming your ’stach. Hint: After several attempts with toilet paper, Liquid Bandage. (Yeah, it stings and feels funny at first application.)
TexasKingoftheGeeks over 1 year ago
I think all the pluggers look fantastic as they are
mbakerbr549 over 1 year ago
I find not having my glasses on and the steamed mirror really helps me look not nearly as bad… The new medication plays a big part too!
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
On bad days, it’s as if I am inevitably fading into the Mists of Time.
Indiana Guy over 1 year ago
I remember this joke from Norm McDonald: “I told my wife, ‘When I look in the mirror, all I see is a fat old man. I need you to give me a compliment.’ She says, ‘Well, your eyesight is darn near perfect.’”
juicebruce over 1 year ago
Don’t know about a steamed mirror but Pie – Hole control would help that Plugger ;-)
Judy Hendrickson [Unnamed Reader - 852856] over 1 year ago
Or in any mirror!!!
Grandma Lea over 1 year ago
You look, you’re still there, and so begins another day; may those not still here rest in peace
ctolson over 1 year ago
You’ve never looked better if you can see yourself in a mirror.
wirepunchr over 1 year ago
A steamed mirror or cataracts. Same effect.
ladykat over 1 year ago
Yes, it is.
g04922 over 1 year ago
Low-tech photo filter – steamed mirror.
l3i7l over 1 year ago
I wouldn’t know. Somebody replaced my bathroom mirror with a picture of some old geezer.
ComicsBinger Premium Member over 1 year ago
My grandma has an ancient distorted mirror and a 25 watt bulb. She hated going to her daughters house with the clear mirror with fluorescent tubes on each side. She looked so much better at home.
goboboyd over 1 year ago
While it is easy to comb thin(ing) hair in a steamed up mirror, it can be risky trimming your ’stach. Hint: After several attempts with toilet paper, Liquid Bandage. (Yeah, it stings and feels funny at first application.)
Sean Fox over 1 year ago
you’re looking good king
finnygirl Premium Member over 1 year ago
It had never occurred to me before today, but my bathroom mirror doesn’t steam up when I take a shower! I have no idea why.
mafastore over 1 year ago
Then again – the older my husband gets, the more often he tells how good looking I am – maybe it is failing eyesight (as I never was)?