Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for May 12, 2023

How would people on the beach react if they saw a shark fin and golf hat?

Almost made five.

At least he can count!

Well, thanks for the warning, NOT!! However that has got to be some kind of record.

I never had to worry about hitting anyone in the head; never drove anything but a worm-killer.

I went to a dinner event once, and one of the other guests at my table was an older man with a distinctive eye-patch covering one eye. In conversation, he told me that he was a retired professional soccer player and had broken nearly every bone in his body playing soccer. I asked him if that’s how he lost his eye too, and he said “No, I lost my eye playing golf after somebody shanked a ball right into my face. Never let anyone tell you golf isn’t a contact sport!”

That’s quite a slice, Sherman.

Sherman ……. I’m not a golfer but, I believe your suppose to yell “FORE” ……. “BEFORE” the ball hits someone ……. I could be wrong (wouldn’t be the first time) …. :)

Wow, Sherman’s just about as bad as Jon Arbuckle when it comes to playing golf.

When I played golf I never had to worry about hitting anyone unless they were standing in deep rough.

Son of a b!tch, I hit it in the water again!!

8-ball in the side pocket.

This reminds me of when my Dad nailed my mother who had gone forward to the Ladies tee. She ducked down behind her golf bag but didn’t duck low enough. She survived the event. (hard head)

Golfer. Definition: Shoots a 5, yells 4, writes down a 3.

Then there the caddy shack reference: "OH, shoulda yelled two!

Whenever my dad and I would play for money, he would give me some fatherly advice, “Remember son, look up and swing hard.” Being a dutiful son, I always followed his advice.

“AFT!”

Four? Three and a half!

Haha! XD