Well you don’t have to bite his head off!
It’s okay, he won’t see you.
And she feels no guilt!
I’m not sure where this is heading.
It always ends the same. Soon after the ex loses his head, it’s over.
Quick, gives him a pumpkin and a horse.
Not to “Well akshully” but. . . . Preying mantis females only bite the heads off their mates in captivity.
How do you know???
At least he can’t bad-mouth you any more.
How embarrassing walking around like a chicken without its ahead….
The headless mantis is just going on a wing and a prayer .
Giving her friend a heads up!
I guess he wasn’t to her taste.
You only got a little head from him…
They just won’t go away.
ha∙ha!! ⨀‸⨀
she just took a little off the top
“Honey, give me one more chance”!
How can you tell?
September 06, 2014
FreihEitner Premium Member over 1 year ago
Well you don’t have to bite his head off!
FreihEitner Premium Member over 1 year ago
It’s okay, he won’t see you.
Charliegirl Premium Member over 1 year ago
And she feels no guilt!
Superfrog over 1 year ago
I’m not sure where this is heading.
Doug K over 1 year ago
It always ends the same. Soon after the ex loses his head, it’s over.
Gent over 1 year ago
Quick, gives him a pumpkin and a horse.
colinmac2 over 1 year ago
Not to “Well akshully” but. . . . Preying mantis females only bite the heads off their mates in captivity.
EmmettWayne over 1 year ago
How do you know???
Nuliajuk over 1 year ago
At least he can’t bad-mouth you any more.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
How embarrassing walking around like a chicken without its ahead….
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
The headless mantis is just going on a wing and a prayer .
gary.eddings4157 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Giving her friend a heads up!
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 1 year ago
I guess he wasn’t to her taste.
T... over 1 year ago
You only got a little head from him…
JLChi over 1 year ago
They just won’t go away.
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ over 1 year ago
ha∙ha!! ⨀‸⨀
she just took a little off the top
namelocdet over 1 year ago
“Honey, give me one more chance”!
j.l.farmer over 1 year ago
How can you tell?