I was standing in the aisle of a local big box store with the blue logo and was contemplating a couple of items on the shelves. A helpful young woman employee came along and asked me, “May I help you find something?” Being a smart aleck, I replied, “Yes, please. I’ve lost my marbles, can you help me find them?” Her response left me laughing. She said, “I can’t help you find what you never had.” Served me right… That was a number of years ago and I still find the encounter funny.
It’s been a while since I’ve had them. I bought a memory foam mattress last week to see if it would help me remember where I put my thoughts but it hasn’t helped me. I’ve had amnesia ever since I can remember!
InTraining Premium Member over 1 year ago
Hey, Pierpoint, look in the garbage can…!
sandpiper over 1 year ago
Actually, he’s bragging. His IQ doesn’t include thinking.
Just-me over 1 year ago
I was standing in the aisle of a local big box store with the blue logo and was contemplating a couple of items on the shelves. A helpful young woman employee came along and asked me, “May I help you find something?” Being a smart aleck, I replied, “Yes, please. I’ve lost my marbles, can you help me find them?” Her response left me laughing. She said, “I can’t help you find what you never had.” Served me right… That was a number of years ago and I still find the encounter funny.
Tired over 1 year ago
It’s been a while since I’ve had them. I bought a memory foam mattress last week to see if it would help me remember where I put my thoughts but it hasn’t helped me. I’ve had amnesia ever since I can remember!
Nuclear Nemesis over 1 year ago
I lost my mind and I’m worried. It’s too little to be out on its own.
gopher gofer over 1 year ago
will a matchbox be too big for them…?
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
The search for your thoughts is futile, Pierpoint. You will be disappointed!
Grandma Lea over 1 year ago
Is he in congress?